old faithful

Peter's taken to surprising us with his - er, showers of love - while we're changing his diaper. Yesterday, Kevin was rewarded with two such presents during a single diaper change, one of which shot straight up in the air. Today, Peter managed to pee all over himself while I was changing him. Really, all over himself - most of it landed on his chest and on his face.

I'd be more concerned about this, but Dr. Soriano reminded us that baby urine is sterile for the first few months. Which, given the amount he's peed all over the place, is good news. Sample conversation:

Kevin: Aah! He's peeing on the bed!
Amy: Well, baby urine's sterile.

Amy: Aah! He's peeing on himself!
Kevin: Well, baby urine's sterile.

Kevin: Aah! He's peeing on the futon!
Amy: Well, baby urine's sterile.

Amy: Aah! He's peeing on me!
Kevin: Well, baby urine's sterile.

So, clearly we need to improve our diapering skillz.